ARTLESS
I never saw the Fonz, I never watch TV;
Yet know I what that wasteland is, And how a show must be.
I
never saw Merv Griffin Or watched Phil Donahue; I'd really rather read a
book Than dully sit and view.
THOU
A tiny Sony underneath
the Bough, A TV Guide, extension cord-and Thou Beside me watching in the
Wilderness- Ah, what a joy to be lowbrow! |
TVs
I think that I shall never see An uncut movie on TV.
A movie
that is shown intact, with every scene uncut, exact.
A movie that
has not been shorn Of all its violence and porn.
A movie that has
not been wrecked By some dumb censor's disrespect;
That doesn't
have its mood destroyed By words like "bulk" and "hemorrhoid."
Movies should not be watched If they cannot be shown
unbotched. |