Find out how the DESERT STREAMCROSSER conquered the Armagosa River; See how the MINISTER OF CULTURAL AFFAIRS mesmerized Roy Magnuson at the Spectre Mountain campfire. Listen to the MASTER OF CEREMONIES give selected readings of the Desert Peaks Minutes. Be dazzled by the CORONATION OF A CHAIRMAN and don't miss him as he serenades the gathering with one of Tin Pan Alley's romantic ballads. Watch Harry Brumer, conservation chairman, sit in awe as Paul Lipsohn recounts the GOLDEN DAYS OF SPRING building in the MOJAVE DESERT. Sit on the edge of your seats as you hear the TRIALS and TRIBULATIONS OF ANDY SMATKO as he kept trying to finish the list. Let your minds dance to the music of JOHN VITZ AND HIS VITZIANS. (You will not be reminded of Fred Warning and the Pennsylvanians. This "Music" is entirely new.) Last but not least, you must see the never before presented program of a foot and burro climbing Safari to the untamed Baja California interior IN SEARCH OF THE CUERO PINTADA, a new world phenomenon sighted less often than the himilayan yeti. Arrangements have been made for the consumption of the great elliptical, asiatical, panticurial elixer, LOHOCLA, which cures all diseases known to man. Complimentary bottles of RAMS FANNY BRAND SNAKE OIL will be available this one time only. It cures all diseases yet unknown to man. There you have it folks: a cure for the KNOWN and the UNKNOWN.

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