THE SIERRA CLUB HIKING
SONG (1988 Limited-Liability Edition)
(to the tune of "The Happy
Wanderer")
We are the happy wanderers Along the mountain track But
when we reach a third class pitch We know we must turn
back!
(Refrain) Valderee! Valderi! Valderan! Valder-ah, hah,
hah, hah, hah, hah! Valderee! Valderi! Insurance rates are
high!
We love to climb the lofty peaks All mantled white with
snow But where we need our old ice axe We know we dare not go!
(Refrain)
Now if you go a-wandering And slip on some wet
grass The Board of Directors is terrified You'll try to sue our
ass!
(Refrain)
When ole John Muir was just a pup He sang of
the freedom of the hills, What would he say if he came back today And
hassled with insurance bills ?!?
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MICHAEL |
GAIL HANNA AND A FRIEND
BY BARBARA RAAB
KEATS HAYDEN AND BILL
GRAY PREPARE TO BATTLE WEAVERS NEEDLE JAN 1988 BY G
HANNA
ALL PHOTOS SUBMITTED BY GAIL HANNA |