BURRO ADDRESS
by Adrienne Knute
Sixty months and one year ago our leaders brought forth a new meat - marinated in wines and dedicated it to the members and divided the portions up equal.

Now we are faced with the prospect of eating it, testing whether this meat, or any meat so marinated and so barbecued, can long satisfy. We are met on a great desert for this test. We have come to eat portions of this meat and have made a final resting place for this animal who gave his life that the DPS might party. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we should not party, we should not revel, we should not feast on this ground-the burros who have lived here have left their mark far above our poor power to reduce their ranks. The world will little note nor long remember what we eat here, but it will never forget the damage they've done here.

It is for us, the DPS, rather to be dedicated to the great task remaining before us-that from this barbecued beast we take increased devotion to the cause for which he died - Burro Relocation. That we here highly resolve that this burro shall not have died in vain - that this group, led by Ron, shall have a new purpose. A purpose of the DPS, for the DPS. and by the DPS. That the burros shall forever leave the desert.


The Mystic Order
Far from the city, beyond the urban sprawl,
Responding to the trip sheet, responding to the call
of guitars and coyotes, of peaks and hot springs too,
You'll find us desert peakers, beneath the sky so blue.

We hike the wide world over, Vida1 Junction to Karthmandu,
Learning Indian cultures, Papago to old Hindu.
The songs we sing are special, though they may not always rhythme,
At almost every campfire, we hear Lucille and Summertime.

The rituals, so secret, unfold as hikes proceed,
We follow leaders blindly, wherever dirt roads lead.
The conquest of the Rabbit, the challenge of the Rat test,
partaking of the sacred deer, of course the very fattest.

Like Sufi saints in other desert kingdoms,
We drink and dream throughout the star-filled nights
of stronger bodies, longer Lives, companions true,
and peaks unclimbed to take us to new heights.
Karen Leonard
THE SIXTH ANNUAL (and probably last) ARGUS
PEAK CLIMB AND DESERT BARBECUE!!!


Can we forget this last Argus Peak climb?
How to equate the desert mountain pass
with a slice of burro---a piece of ass.
Ma, it linger for us til' the end of time.

Here---where the lonely sunsets flair forlorn
down valleys dreadly desolate!
The lordly mountain soars in scorn
as still as death, as stern as fate.

The lonely sunsets flame and die;
the Giant valleys gulp the night;
The monster mountain scrapes the sky,
where eager stars are diamond-bright.

Then still against the gibbous moon,
piercing the silence velvet-piled,
a lone burro brays his ancient rune-- the fell arch-spirit of the Wild.

This burro - wild and lonely as his place, strolls nameless through the sage; It could be Agness, Tom or Grace,
but it's really Caesar, named for the age.

But is he noble--of roval birth?
Does he have title-for us to greet him?
Perhaps his prowess should fill the earth,
But I came not to praise Caesar, but to eat him.

Here's a land where the mountains are nameless,
and the rivers run God knows where;
Here are lives that are erring and aimless, and deaths that just hang by a hair;
Here are hardships that nobody reckons;
and valleys unpeopled and still;
Here's a land--oh, it beckons and beckons,
and I want to come back.--and I will.
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Lou Brecheen<> 4/20/85 (With lots of help
from Robert Service)
ARGUS PEAK "POEM" BY CAROLYN MAY WEST

And so they came
By two, by threes, five at once?
By car and truck and van.
At last, some 60 strong.

What could lure these folk,
Down twisting lanes of sand
With stickery brush to hard mat beds?
Away from asphalt, conveniences, and shover bath heavens?

The lure is the greatest tale of them all
Everyone has heard it over the past 5 years. The same thing brought out the 49ers To suffer, blister, loose their sanity.

Yes, there is gold in them hills at the end of the road.
I too heard the tale
And couldn't stay away.
I just knew this was my last chance.

So, here I am.
 
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